Monk - 'Mr Monk Get's Drunk' Quotes
Wine Expert	Is this your first wine tasting?
Mr Monk	(Mr Monk nods)
Wine Expert	I'll explain what they're doing. There are five steps. We call them the five S's. See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip and Spit. Now they're on step one. How does the wine look? Is it rich in color? Does it react well with the light?
Mr Monk	Excuse me, uh, what was that last one? Uh, step five?
Wine Expert	Spit
Mr Monk	So they're all going to be ... spitting?
Wine Expert	Thats it
Mr Monk	Uh, so that means really there's only two steps left until the.....spitting
Wine Expert	Thats right